I swear this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- This can't be real
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of rabbits came out from behind a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
Folks won't believe what just occurred. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just so wild.
- This is nuts
- Seriously though
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I attempt to understanding it, check here but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?